REVIEW: Lovehoney Twilight Temptation Wine Basque Set

As an extremely petite woman, with curves in only the most unhelpful and unflattering of places, I have quite the eternal battle with one size lingerie. I was willing to give this item a go, since, in my experience, basques are one of the lingerie styles that are generally tighter fitting and what I have had most success with from the myriad of options to choose from. I received this halterneck basque for free from Lovehoney in exchange for an honest review.

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REVIEW: Satisfyer Vibes Power Flower Vibrator

And we’re back with another Satisfyer Vibes review, this time of the Power Flower variety! I am always sceptical of vibrators that are supposed to work by some sort of “fluttering” mechanism. For example, I never actually use the ears on rabbit vibrators, instead using the body of the rabbit part, as I find the ears often not consistently stimulating and a little painful/cutting during vibration. This vibrator is the same kind of idea, but instead of ears, using three chunkier “petals”. Satisfyer kindly provided this toy for my reviewing pleasure. Continue reading

The “KonMari” Method PART 1: How & Why Your Sex Toy Collection Will Benefit

Unless you have been living under an extremely cluttered rock, I am sure you have heard about Marie Kondo and her philosophy around material possessions, their relative value and how to organise them. In case you have not, let me enlighten you.

Marie Kondo is a Japanese organising consultant, who has written several best-selling books, but came to recent prominence with her Netflix show ‘Tidying Up with Marie Kondo’. Throughout the episodes, she visits various American households, all with different backgrounds and inhabitant structures (the diversity of participants was a definite strong point of the show), implementing the infamous “KonMari” method of decluttering and organisation.

As someone who is naturally organised, I gain great satisfaction from seeing these journeys, if not actually learning too much, since I am already that way inclined to automatically do similar methods myself. I’d really like to focus in on how and why embracing these strategies specifically for your sex toy collection can be beneficial and satisfying (and if you’ve got a large sex toy collection… then I know you crave some deep satisfaction 😉 ). Continue reading

REVIEW: Satisfyer Vibes “Petting Hippo” G-Spot Vibrator

In my last couple of reviews, I was unimpressed with Satisfyer’s Partner Multifun 1 and 2 couples’ vibrators, the first real departure I have tried from their staple suction-style sex tech. They still generously sent me further vibrators – in fact, one of every kind from the new Satisfyer Vibes range, which are again pure vibrators. I initially had a slight pang of dread, thinking “Oh god, am I going to have to sit through and be brutal about 7 different kinds of vibrator?”. Luckily, Satisfyer seem to have come far since the aforementioned couples’ vibrators – I wonder if those were simply teething problems that needed refining, because now I have been truly wowed by this Satisfyer Vibes Petting Hippo G-Spot Vibrator. Read on to find out why I love it so much! Continue reading

REVIEW: Satisfyer Partner Multifun 2 Couples’ Vibrator

I will admit, I am not much of a couples’ vibrator connoisseur. Despite the fact I own many solo toys and am very supportive of anyone who chooses to use them in any consenting context, couples’ toys are not something I generally reach for. Given I am already thoroughly satisfied with my sex life without them, and orgasm more than once every time anyway, I have simply never found a moment where I desired their use. Nevertheless, when Satisfyer sent me this Partner Multifun 2 Couples’ Vibrator (along with its sister the Multifun 1), I was more than ready to see if my preferences could be swayed. Continue reading

REVIEW: Satisfyer Partner Multifun 1 Couples’ Vibrator

I am not someone who delves into the world of couples’ toys all too often. In fact, I think I have only ever tested them out when I have been sent them for review. This isn’t because I have any sort of ill-will against them; I am just probably not generally the target market, as I already orgasm fairly easily during sex and am a student with a limited budget that does not stretch to toys that I have minimal need for. That being said, Satisfyer kindly sent me this Partner Multifun 1 Couples’ Vibrator (and the Partner Multifun 2) to give a road-test and review – let’s see whether this toy actually gives the fun it so boldly claims in the name! Continue reading

I’m A Mini Squirter!

So, first up, hi! It’s been so long since I’ve blogged! Life’s been hectic these past few months: I did an internship; I went on holiday; I went to a music festival; I’ve been trying to lead a healthier lifestyle with better food and some actual exercise occasionally; I’ve entered my final year of university; I still don’t know what I want to do with my life! However, I’d still like to keep this blog going in some shape or form, so here we go, A NEW BLOG POST FINALLY! I haven’t actually written a post about me personally for a while, so I’d like to update you all on something that isn’t new as such, but I haven’t written about it on here. So, I would like to inform you all that I have become a lil’ bit of a squirter! Continue reading